Category Energy
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Energy
Alberta Government Convenes Emergency Panel To Determine Whether Oilers Can Afford Connor Murphy, Cannot Locate Same Urgency For $33 Billion In Forgone Royalties
Provincial finance officials spent four hours modelling Edmonton's blueline cap hit before remembering they have never once modelled what bitumen is actually worth.
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Energy
Alberta to Spend $375M Turning Oil Into Food, Citing 'What Plants Crave'
The province says the protein cubes are indistinguishable from food in most of the ways that matter.
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Energy
Alberta Unveils Bold New Carbon Capture Strategy: Free Trees From A Park-And-Ride
Province confirms each seedling will offset approximately one-eleven-millionth of the oil sands' annual emissions, assuming it survives the winter.
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Energy
Energy CEOs Warn Alberta Has Just 3-5 Years To Capitalize On Opportunity They Have Been Describing As Generational Since 2011
Industry leaders stress the window is closing, as it has been continuously, urgently, and lucratively, for the past decade and a half.
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Climate
Province Unveils New Carbon Credit System Where Credits Are Awarded for Thinking Hard About Carbon
Energy Minister calls the framework 'net-zero-adjacent,' explains that thinking about carbon counts as offsetting it, provided the thinking is sincere.
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Sovereignty
Alberta Invokes Sovereignty Act for Third Time, This Time Over Federal Suggestion That Carbon Has a Color
Province says the colour, if accepted, would 'fundamentally undermine' Alberta's right to pretend the molecule does not exist.